That’s Obscene!

HEEHEE yesterday I opened my mailbox to find a Gold Eternium Band from Tangent Boy.  I think anything ostentatious enough to cost 3000 gold while being absolutely pointless should at least give you a glow when you wear it.  I’ve never even HAD 3000 gold, or 2000 gold for that matter, except when I bought my swift flying skill, and that was largely borrowed/donated money. 

As per Tangent Boy’s instructions, I shall now commence to be insufferably braggy about it for the rest of the week in gchat & to any random strangers who have the misfortune of crossing my path.  “Oh you need a healer?  How about a healer with a Gold Eternium Band?”  “WTB Primal Lifes! For a discount I’ll let you touch my Gold Eternium Band!”  “Sure I’ll join your raid.  Just let me take off my Gold Eternium Band, don’t want it to get dented.”  “Oh you guys are married IRL?  Hm I wonder why he didn’t buy you a Gold Eternium Band yet…”  LOL oh boy.  I’m seriously contemplating throwing a healing enchant on it.  If only it gave a cool glow or something… a spotlight on my head maybe… a trail of pixie dust… C’mon Blizzard, 3k gold deserves some kind of flashy effect!  :D