Hello, UBER LEET PRO WINDOM!!!

Yesterday! I! Joined! Biggie’s! Sunwell! Trash! Pug!

And! I! Got! Leather Chestguard of the Sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m really slow to understand things, sometimes.  When this BoP LW pattern dropped, Biggie & my friends were screaming and cheering for me but I, who’d only been looking out for Tranquil Majesty Wraps, reacted with mild, “Great.”  In my head I was thinking, But can I still roll for the gloves if they drop?  The others were incredulous at my lack of enthusiasm. 

“You know this has a really rare drop rate, right?”
“Oh, cool.”  In a calm voice.
“You know this is the BEST CHESTPIECE IN THE GAME for you, right?” 
This got my attention.  “Really?  Oooh, I want it.”  Still with less fervor than they expected, and it was with some chiding that they passed it over to me, “You better go make this tonight. Or we kill you.”

After the run was over (we farmed the trash for a couple of hours, got a few epics and tons of epic gems… no Tranquil Majesty Wraps), I went and took a closer look at my new pattern, and a few things started to sink in.  Slowly, staring at the stats, my peabrain started to churn.  33 Spirit… wait… AND 13 mp5?  Is that one… two… THREE red sockets?  And the appropriate reaction finally hit.  OMG!!! UBER LEETNESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!  BETTER THAN T6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO PAY DKP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Biggie let everyone free-roll on everything since it was a random pug trash run, and I happened to be the only resto druid in the pug anyway.  It was mine, no cost, no questions asked.  Goodbye, Shroud of Nature’s Harmony.  Hello, UBER LEET PRO WINDOM!!!!

I am so glad I’m a leatherworker.  Took me about 1,000 gold to grab all the mats (which were relatively cheap if you see what it takes to make Leather Gauntlets of the Sun!).  I’m extremely poor now, but hey it ain’t easy becoming this superfabulous.  Just kidding, clearly it was extremely easy. PUAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!!! 

/end obnoxious smugness

<:^D !!!