Have I become one of THOSE girls?

What did 0 say to 8?
“Nice belt.”
LOL.

Okay sooo… Now I’m starting to feel like one of those e-hoes people complain about who take advantage of their X chromosome LOL. Yesterday was my birthday; I have a couple of real-life friends in the guild, namely Biggie, whose new alias is gonna be Bigmouth btw, who made sure to mention it several times to everybody. So last night I found a lot of goodies waiting for me in my mailbox… Most of it was silly stuff, like a new Prairie Dog pet from Mom, a Rabbit’s Foot and assorted Soap on a Rope-type novelties from guildies.

The real shock was what I got from Tangent Boy… Well, first some backstory:

A few weeks ago I’d bought a Steamy Romance Novel and enjoyed the two pages of seriously titillating romance so much that I’d mailed it over to Tangent Boy with the express message that I was only letting him borrow it and that he was to send it straight back to me after reading. I was outraged to learn that he’d DESTROYED IT WITHOUT READING IT!! Of all the unappreciative, crude, barbaric things to do! Book-burner! Cretin! Farenheit 411! I sulked at him for a while, only half-kidding because I really did like my book!, and also because I’d only sent it to him because out of all my friends, I thought he’d be the one most likely to enjoy it as much as I did. Little did I know!!!! He rofled at my burning wrathful indignance, then said:

“This is gonna cost me a Gigantique Bag to get off your ignore list, isn’t it?”

… Well… Well, what was I gonna say, No? Hell yea I jumped on that. But in all honesty, I didn’t think he was serious and I didn’t expect him to do it. I just wanted my book back, that’s all.

Right so yesterday I came upon his birthday mail: a tattered new copy of the Steamy Romance Novel and, yep, an honest-to-goodness Gigantique Bag! The accompanying letter read, “THE REWARD IS NOT NEGOTIABLE! Happy 26.” (he was quoting from the Steamy Romance Novel)

<:^O ! I was touched, and a little bit horrified. In case you don’t know, these 22-slot bags are sold by Haris Pilton for 1200 gold. Definitely felt like an e-hoe. Especially when Snuffles found out & exclaimed, “So that’s why he was doing dailies all the time!” …Nooooo!!! My gosh, what am I? I hate the idea of guys wasting their time and money to pander to flirty girls over the internet! It just went against the grain to accept it all carefree & “thanks! teehee ^_^”, birthday or not.

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No no I didn’t return it, HAHA what are ya nuts? Avarice, thy name is druidchick. But! I did go grab all my saved-up Badges of Justice and sent Tangent Boy 6 epics gems, a Primal Nether and my old Rabbit’s Foot. I know he’s been trying to gear up his new priest & hopefully the gems’ll help socket his new gear, or he can just sell ‘em, whatever. I didn’t have much time after being pulled into a raid last night, but tonight I’ll armory him and see if he also needs some Golden Spellthread and maybe send him one of those too.

Bleh… I didn’t feel a need to repay him when he sent me that useless Gold Eternium Band, but somehow this feels different. Maybe because I did ask for it this time, no matter how not-serious and totally-kidding I was. So in the future, I’ll watch my words around him since now I see he’ll really do these things.

Although… you know… these bags are not unique-equipped… hahahha TOTALLY KIDDING FOLKS, totally kidding! <:^D Nah I’d go broke trying to assuage my guilty conscience afterwards so yea, no more joking about expensive items from me. Really. xD