Life Rolls On

I don’t want to precipitously make any new statements on the Biggie front, so sidestepping that topic for now.  Later, when things are clearer.  For now, let me tell you what y’all really need to hear:

What do you call a bunch of druids in the moonwell? 
A HoT tub.

Ohohoho!  Yea that’s probably old, but my friend hit me with it for the first time yesterday.  :D  You like it!  Oh yes you do!

Spent some time with the fam last night, for the first time in a while.  My mom gave me a cucumber facial!  Haha okay let me make it clear, I’m not a facial-type of person.  I mean, yes I have been blessed with a face, but what I mean is I don’t usually put stuff on it to, like, “exfoliate“, or “revitalize“, and the only “rejuvenating” I do is in Tree form (HAHA if you didn’t smell that coming you’re just terribad!!) (…I’m sorry… I know… I’m the one that’s terribad…). 

Focusing!  Right, so last night my mother, seeing the puffy eyes & sallow skin & grief-etched lines on my prematurely-(rav)aged face, decided that what I needed was a cucumber facial!  I was too sapped and listless to object, so I threw myself despondently on the sofa and let her have her fresh-vegetable way with me.  Can I just say, for a non-facial person, facials rock!  It was actually my first, and oh my did it feel good.  Cold wet vegetable on burning hot red eyes, oh sweet heaven, all I can say is it’s quite a pity that Grom Hellscream didn’t try out cucumber facials, it would have made his fight to the death with Mannoroth so unnecessary.

Also in attendance last night was my brother, a.k.a. Mr. Obnoxious.  After having left the guild so huffily, he decided he’d had enough of WoW and all its dramatic travails and turned to other, more fulfilling pursuits… like Left 4 Dead and Portal!  Last night I watched him play Portal for a while…  Now I’ve always considered myself quite the bright little bulb when it comes to puzzles or riddle-quest type of things, but wow!, Portal’s no joke.  After an hour of slack-jawed staring at him shoot blue portals and orange portals and build “momentum” and point “sparks”, I still don’t get it.  My bulb… seems to be… quite dim really… Oh how it hurts to face the truth about yourself… It was great spending time with my brother though, I’d forgotten how funny he was.  Wait, did I say funny?  I mean obnoxious!  I was bragging about something, I forget what, gloating about Ulduar progress probably, when he suddenly started frantically patting his pockets.  “Medals!  Where are my medals!“  Rude… xD  I did miss him.

Life rolls on, Internet!  Did you know that?  Yes indeed it’s true.  Life rolls on… inexorably… sadly… unbelievably… iwishitwouldn’t… life just rolls the fuck on.  Thank God!