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Actually, they look more like double D’s…

Posted in Punny, WoW on June 23, 2008 by druidchick

Today’s one of the BUSY days, O you wretched Mondays, but I finally caught a break & ran straight to you, dear Internets.   <3

Last night I logged on just in time to get pulled into a guild Mag run, which went quite smoothly despite having extremely inexperienced cube-clickers.  I was top on healing charts (natch! lol j/k)!  I also cracked another one of my awesome jokes while we were waiting for the pull… it fell kind of flat, I think it needs some fine-tuning.  Check it:

“Why does Lady Vashj wear seashells?”
“Because B shells are too small & D shells are too big.” 

….Yes yes I’m sorry, I can’t help myself.  Luckily my guild is quite indulgently tolerant of me, Mr. Moderate even uses me like a weapon sometimes (“Sign up for Wednesday’s raid or she’ll keep telling jokes!“).  To punnish people, one might say, if one were inclined to say very corny things, which I most certainly am not. 

ANYWAY!  I’m happy to have my first comment, though it makes me feel a bit exposed because wow! someone actually took a look at this blog!  hehe I wasn’t expecting that… kinda like walking around naked in your house only to find that your window was open & you were hanging it all out there… Go away! Don’t look!  J/k j/k, Welcome!  Look your fill!  Thanks for checking me out!  :D  I’m proud of my body blog!  Proud of my blog!

About The Problem With Snot, ahhh…. It’s a delicate situation, as most guild-tension-dramas seem to be.  I did once speak to a guild leader about him, the day after a miserable Kara run where Snot completely blew up at a healer who not only didn’t do anything wrong but also happens to be a 50-year-old grandfather in real life and certainly does not need to be cursed at and called retarded in front of other people by a mean-spirited teenager like Snot.  It wasn’t the healer’s fault we wiped a bunch of times; the fact was our group make-up was just poorly planned… 2 druid healers + ineffective main tank + group that just did not mesh well together and Snot constantly droning in our ears like the voice of Grim Bleak Despair.

I can see that I could have been the one to sit down and talk with him to change his behavior with us, but frankly at that point I bore a deep, deep aversion to him.  Although I do hate bringing problems to guild leaders & giving them more stress on top of all their other responsibilities, it never crossed my mind that I could bear initiating a conversation with him myself.  So anyway, the night after Snot’s incredibly disrespectful rant at our older healer, it all came out & I noted my grievances to Talky, who expressed shock and outrage… and nothing happened.  Turns out Snot is an old original member & a good friend of Snuffles, etc., just one of those old-time connection things that offensive behavior can’t damage.  I’m a relatively new member myself, as are most of the people Snot’s offended… it’s not that we don’t matter, but I understand the guild leaders are caught between a rock and a hard place & I wouldn’t dream of forcing the issue, and I’m guessing the others wouldn’t either.  It’s a great guild, friendly & helpful & actively progressing, and we all like being here, particularly as Snot only logs on a couple of times a week.  We’ll live.

I do take your advice to heart though, and next time I think I’ll be more ready to bite the bullet and have a private chat with him about not being such a freakin’ prick encouraging his teammates rather than accusing all the time, because he might depress some people.  <:^)  Oh man haha I’m getting depressed just imagining how the exchange will go… but you never know.  Maybe my charm will prevail & he’ll become a wonderful new person & his name will be Sweetie instead of Snot…

Okay that was a nice long break.  Back to work now.  Ciao!

I’m so punny

Posted in Punny, WoW on June 18, 2008 by druidchick

When do Taurens go to sleep?
When it’s pasture bedtime.

What do you call a druid tank with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

…well I think I’m funny…

 Hello Internets!  :D